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Re: Garden jokes, please post them.

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3⁴⁵+3⁴⁵+3⁴⁵-3⁴⁶=
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-7²-(-7²)=
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With this quality of marketing, I don't think I'd be interested anyway.​
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And, You are Halfway Between the Start of Daylight Saving Time and St Patrick's Day.
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I don't know who needs to hear this.....You are a good gardener.
The plant should have tried harder.
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-11+5×12÷6×2 =?
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Sounds yummy Steve; how did it work out?
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A week later, I am still trying to think of an answer that won't disappoint @vanisle_BC.
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So Your Teen Says They're Gardening on TikTok—This is What They Really Mean
Gardening is the most recent online innuendo to gain popularity. Teens are using the term 'gardening' on social media to reference smoking marijuana. Here's what you need to know.
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I thought of those recent garden equipment posts.
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:lol: And did they return it as "defective"???
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1+2+3+4=
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This is so true and so funny. Hells front porch is, June to Sept, rain stops, it's near 100° for 4 months, garden soil is dry as desert. I am glad there are no weeds or grass garden is less work. I don't think I know how to garden in any other state but, AZ, NM, TX.
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2x3x1=?
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2(9÷3)=?
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I bought an ant farm.

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Those guys didn't grow anything!
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LOLOL! What does it say that I “get” that…. :lol: :roll:

There HAVE been occasions when I sensed people edging away because I’ve gotten too deep into the “weeds” about my vegetable garden….. :wink:
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