Garden jokes, please post them.

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[Gary350]

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[Gary350]

-7²-(-7²)=

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With this quality of marketing, I don't think I'd be interested anyway.​

[digitS']

And, You are Halfway Between the Start of Daylight Saving Time and St Patrick's Day.

[imafan26]

I don't know who needs to hear this.....You are a good gardener.
The plant should have tried harder.

[Gary350]

-11+5×12÷6×2 =?

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[Vanisle_BC]

Sounds yummy Steve; how did it work out?

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A week later, I am still trying to think of an answer that won't disappoint @vanisle_BC.

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[applestar]

Does this count?

So Your Teen Says They're Gardening on TikTok—This is What They Really Mean
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Read in Parents: https://apple.news/AWLyVsRgZQWOu7qrRnDZllg


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I thought of those recent garden equipment posts.

[pepperhead212]

And did they return it as "defective"???

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[Gary350]

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[Gary350]

This is so true and so funny. Hells front porch is, June to Sept, rain stops, it's near 100° for 4 months, garden soil is dry as desert. I am glad there are no weeds or grass garden is less work. I don't think I know how to garden in any other state but, AZ, NM, TX.

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