My wife said she wanted a riding lawn mower

[DoubleDogFarm]

MY WIFE'S RIDING LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE !

Heres the story. Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.

My wife said she wanted a riding lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work, and I thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower! I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug. I even put a light on it so she could work at night (see photo below), after she finishes putting away the dinner dishes.

To this day I still cant understand why some women are so hard to please!!

P.S.
I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to leave
the hospital sometime next week!



Eric

[applestar]

Wherever did you find the photo of this contraption, Eric?
That's a pretty good story to go with it

If you ever weld one of these together, give us a review on its performance, though intuitively, it looks like it needs something to make it work better.

[DoubleDogFarm]

Truth is, this was a email sent to me. Not sure the author or handyperson.

I would never treat a women this way.

If you think about it, I don't think this thing would even steer. The outer wheel, in the curve, would be off the ground. Long straight stretches would work

Eric

[Susan W]

Have to laugh at this! This one for real, sigh. Last summer my son thought I should have a manual reel mower, and gave me one for my b'day. It's his idea of thinking green. Well, I cannot push that through my thick grass, and go back to my regular gas mower. Now he's working the front area with that mower.

A couple of weeks ago he brought me a battery op weed eater. I have never been on friendly terms with weed eaters, and it shows, as I don't trim. Well, this one is light, no cord, no bumping the line out. I've been messing with it!

[tomf]

Hopefully a woman would never treat you that way, put you in the hospital. That reminds me of all the red neck jokes I see. In the past I have seen posts by people who say you should only use a non-motored push mower to help the environment, where I am all for that where it is possible, it sure would not work for everyone, not me.