So I looked up how to germinate citrus seeds for a tropical bonsai a few days ago. Yesterday, I got 2 apples from Target (only two left) and busted those seeds out of there.
I didn't listen to many of the step-by-step guides I saw online, because I like to think of things in the sense of a scientist as opposed to a gardener. A lot of gardening techniques to me seem to be orientated towards empathizing with something that isn't even sentient.
So what did I do? I got some amazing results!
I simply rinsed off the fresh apple seeds from the fruit, and stuck them in a wet paper towel and crammed it in a bag, and put it in a tiny cranny in my entertainment center that is ALWAYS above 85 degrees because I have a stereo amp that runs warm. This was yesterday at like 5pm....
Today at 10am what do I wake up to? Literally less than 24 hours later, TWO of my apple seeds have sprouted!!!
So that's my story so far

Is an egg carton the best idea? Does it need holes in the bottom? I don't have a cup I can use.
I'm making a mix of soil myself to plant the little seed sprouts in. I'm going to mix about 70% fir bark with 20% river rock, then top 10% left off with crushed up eggshells and old used coffee grounds I've baked. Could this formula be improved at all? Do you think this mix will be too acidic? I hear citrus trees like it a bit shy of about 8 pH.
Pretty hopeful about these plants--one will be my new bonsai if and when my Juniper doesn't make it, and the other will go to my moms yard

Here's a snapshot of my under-24-hour apple seed sprouts. Gotta love genetic engineering, yea??

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