Are you as random with recipes etc ....

[Vanisle_BC]

https://whatagirleats.com/pork-apples-porc-la-normande/

BUT....

Apple was quite old; soft & wrinkly
Sugar Didn't use any
Shallots Didn't have any, used leeks
Thyme Didn't have any, used parsley
Calvados Didn't have any, shot of Glayva
Cream 'Accidentally' used way too much
Apple cider Didn't have any, used DIY rice wine

Result: delicious - and unrepeatable!