I have a . . . difficult relationship with the neighborhood peafowl. They savage my garden, but I can't bring myself to hurt them. So my only revenge is to belittle them when possible.
Take, for example, this pathetic example of the species:
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1) He's about 4 months too early (it's late December!)
2) His fan is sparse and tiny
3) He has no rhythm
The peahen clearly agrees with me, as she demonstrates by walking away.
Hah! Foul fowl! I mock, taunt, and ridicule thee!