The good news is that the City of LA [url=https://www.lacitysan.org/srpcd/pdf/mulch_giveaway.pdf]gives away free compost[/url] at several locations, one of which is a <10 minute drive from home.
The bad news is that I don't have a pickup truck, nor any plans to buy one any time soon.
The good news is that I have a minivan!
The bad news is that my wife is not keen on the minivan smelling like compost.
The good news is that I found [url=https://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202228840/h_d2/ProductDisplay?selectedCatgry=SEARCH+ALL&jspStoreDir=hdus&catalogId=10053&navFlow=3&keyword=bagster&Ntpc=1&langId=-1&Nu=P_PARENT_ID&storeId=10051&Ntpr=1&ddkey=Search]The Bagster contraption[/url] at the local Home Depot, coincidentally right across the street from the compost giveaway site.
The bad news is that I can't figure out how to get a 1,000 lb. bag full of compost _out_of a minivan.
So this is my cockamamie idea:
1) Take out all the seats from my minivan
2) Lay The Bagster inside, on top of some cardboard
3) Go to the compost site and shovel it into The Bagster until full
4) Back at my house, open the rear door of the minivan and tie a rope from The Bagster's handles to some fixed anchor in my yard
5) Hit the gas
Can anyone predict what awful/awesome might happen if I try this?