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Re: Garden jokes, please post them.

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What did the gardener say to the Loan Officer: "I will use this money to maintain my roots" :lol:
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I saw this and thought of Gary:


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OH NO Darrell can't eat his vegetable soup. LMFAO
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1+7=3
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This is my kind of egg plant.
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I want to grow this.
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What U B up 2. Eye sea U. Do U C me. R U coming. O I B there N A minute. Where U B. I B hear. I 8 47 talk 0s. Eat a big 1
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They set themselves up for lawsuits, saying no soy - the glue in almost all cardboard is soy-based. :lol:
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 They set themselves up for lawsuits, saying no soy - the glue in almost all cardboard is soy-based. :lol:
What is soy free? Online, soy free means, no soy beans in food. I did not know food has soy beans in it. So What? I like beans. What is the problem with beans? I eat beans almost every day. Beans lower your cholesterol and good fiber for your digestive system.

No one every had a problem with gluten until someone started advertising gluten is bad for you. People have been brain washed.
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I have no problems with beans or gluten, either. Hardly a day goes by that I don't have beans of some sort!
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¼ + ½ + ¾ =
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Wow, these are exceptionally good looking onions.
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2+6-8=47
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Me LMFAO
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