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Garden jokes, please post them.

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Definition: A perennial is a plant that had it lived, would have come back year after year! :shock:

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This is one that I remember reading

"My soil gets darker and darker as my hair gets whiter and whiter"

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Isn't this what gardeners do?
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Hangin' on by the Seed of my Plants! :wink:

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This isn't really a joke but whereas I used to say "I don't know what that is; might be a useful plant so I'd better leave it," now it's "I don't know what that is - out with it!

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...I know how that works— the joke is that about half hour to a day later, you DO find out that it WAS an useful plant.... OR worse, that you should have been extra careful NOT to touch it and should have cleaned your tools with industrial detergent or some such — a reminder that you should ID the plant. :kidding:

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This one's a pun but has to be spoken. My dad told it to me when I was a kid and I thought it was pretty risqué:

Russell is one of the oldest names on earth. When Adam & Eve were in the garden there were rustles in the bushes.

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I recall a time I was repotting a houseplant. I was reusing dumped dirt from cups or pots of seeds I thought weren't going to germinate. Later when checking on the houseplant I noticed something was peeking from the soil, and that something was a newborn tomato plant! Lol! And if I remember correctly, (this was many years ago) I think a second tomato seedling came up in the houseplant. I removed the seedling(s) and put them outside.

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This is how to make long straight rows in your garden.
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#3, 13, 14, 16, 19, 25, 28… :()

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# 12, 13, 14, 17 and 27 :lol:

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#16

#16?

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digitS '!??

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cultured foods, lacto-fermented foods — kefir, yogurt, simple quick cheeses, rice koji, pickles, etc. etc. :wink:

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Oooh

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Bokashi and Mushrooms, too, though I had early fungus gnat issues this winter so I never did try growing indoor mushrooms this winter.

I couldn’t help taking this one seriously since there are quite a few experiments and actual growouts that are only possible during the winter months when ambient temperatures are in the 60’s or lower and more suited to the indoor microbial and fungal growing (easier to manage) than in the summer. :D


This doesn’t fit ...but sprouts are also easier to grow during the winter and satisfy the need to “grow something” 8)

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Male and female tomatoes.
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