I had lunch with Mom and my sisters to discuss our "Girls Trip" to Arkansas. I don't know how but the subject of medications came up - probably because we are all "Mature" women and all take prescription and OTC medications, vitamins and supplements.
We remembered a time that my X SIL was sitting at the kitchen table sorting medications.
My Middle Sister asked what the pills were. X SIL Points to pills. "This is Vitamin C, this is Calcium, this is vitamin E, this is vitamin D, this is B12, this is Iron." She finally got to the last pill. She picked it up, looked at it, frowned and said " I don't remember what this one is for"
Conversation moved on. All of a sudden X SIL threw her hands in the air and said "I know what this pill is for. IT IS FOR MEMORY."
One Mississippi - total silence
Two Mississippi - A group inhalation deep enough to suck most of the oxygen out of the room
Three Mississippi -
I laughed till I cried and nearly peed in my pants.