Hoo ha, fellow gardeners!

[digitS']

People I really, really respect say I need de fence. So, I built de fence. Now, I'm going to grow food in there.

What do I grow. I need seeds, rite. How many.

First, I need to get rid of the girl friend's garden gnomes. But, how! I think one of them stole my weeding machete! No telling what they are planning ...

Okay, I've spent the last 7 years, months, minutes riting out these questions so I'll be prepared when the shtf. You can't take it too serial, you know. Tell me all I need to know. I'll be back if I don't forget the url.

digitS'
who just shot his first turkey! scared the c**p outta everybody in the frozen food aisle! hoo ha

[Rairdog]

Lil early to be nippin at the bottle....lol. My GF's angels ran off all the gnomes.

[applestar]

Wow! I didn't know you had it in you to write something like this digitS'

...I'm truly appreciating the creativity while trying to get over the grammar and spelling issues which ...to my immense surprise... Is REALLY nagging at me. So silly because I KNOW my own posts are full of grammatical errors that are NOT at all creatively intentional.

[digitS']

Now, don't be a sceptic, AppleStar . This spell chequer is 1st raight.

I've always wondered if people in forum administration see my edits. Good goobly, goop! If'n you do, I'm so sorry!

Steve
ETA: aka, idgitS'

[imafan26]

Every garden needs a gnome. Even if it is just to annoy the HOA

[Susan W]

Let's see if Digits wakes up next week with the GF, beans and cabbage or gnomes. Sounds like a song in there somehow.

[applestar]

ETA: aka, idgitS'

[digitS']

You asked for this almost 3 years ago, AppleStar.

Selfie sticks are unknown round here and I figured I wouldn't want to startle you with a hasty reply. Sides, somebody had to be interested in taking a picture of yours truly in his most common January pose:

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:idgitS'