I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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It takes at least three to not tango. Having a kid is going to put dad on the couch for the first couple years while the nursing, crying and teething is going on. How many dads ended up sleeping on the couch for the first couple months? Ask a bunch of dads at the next school camping event and note all the knowing nods and eyerolls. The child birthing thing has consequences and real pain to the father. I'll take a second kick in the nuts than go through that again. Why I'm the happy dad of just one kid.
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Haha, human brains are great, though. We can't really remember pain very well at all. If we did, we'd be traumatized all the time.
Last year I suffered a repetitive stress injury to my right shoulder because I was working too hard at drawing things and slouching at my desk--it felt like someone was trying to tear my arm off and I literally went blind for five minutes from the panic and the pain.
...and yet I still draw things and slouch at my desk.
Last year I suffered a repetitive stress injury to my right shoulder because I was working too hard at drawing things and slouching at my desk--it felt like someone was trying to tear my arm off and I literally went blind for five minutes from the panic and the pain.
...and yet I still draw things and slouch at my desk.
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Squirrels have the shortest pain/terror memories. Years ago during the squirrel wars when I was defending my bird feeders with a super soaker helped along by thinking assisted by Jack Daniels, I would lay prone on my deck. The squirrel [tree rat] would hippity hop up the steps of the deck. About the time he saw me, I introduced my little friend. At that range [4 feet] I could make the stream of the super soaker fork right up the tree rat's little nostrils.
A squirrel cuts a huge back flip every time that happens. I say they have short memories and 'every time that happens' because five minutes later the furry little rodent would repeat the process flip and all. Me anf Jack used to have some kind of fun.
A squirrel cuts a huge back flip every time that happens. I say they have short memories and 'every time that happens' because five minutes later the furry little rodent would repeat the process flip and all. Me anf Jack used to have some kind of fun.
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LOL@ at this whole thread!!! At least women have one benefit: during childbirth the brain swells temporarily creating a sort of short term memory loss, which I am assuming does not happen when a guy gets kicked in the junk.
If women fully recalled childbirth and everything that goes with it, everyone would be an only child!
If women fully recalled childbirth and everything that goes with it, everyone would be an only child!
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