I am a little exhausted from arguing with my Imaginary Self. Just TRY to come up with water-tight facts.
Putting information in a bucket without it sloshing over the sides as modern American life stumbles on . . . Have you ever wished for a lid? Contain all fact. Yeah. I'm starting a church . . . no wait, that's already been done.
Here's the deal: say that information is from the government, result -- Well, That's from the Government . . .
. . . obviously open to suspicion.
But, it uses data from a university study -- Well, you can find a So-called Expert Somewhere for just about Anything . . .
But, it is UC Berkeley, a top tier research school -- Well, Berkeley! There's Nobody grounded in Reality There . . .
But, the lead researcher has a PhD -- Well, he's an Egghead in an Ivory Tower . . .
But, he used information provided by the United Nations -- Well, Only an Idiot would trust Those People . . .
But, this was peer-reviewed throughout the US -- Well, There's this Anti-American sentiment amongst All Those Eggheads . . .
But, he's French -- ..................................................!