What I learned!
Do not walk across the lawn at night or you will find what the deer left for you and step in it.
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Do not go down into the engine room of your boat to fix a gushing water pipe, have your elastic britches and drawers catch on the fuel filter bracket and slide all the way down to your ankles.
Especially don't do this when your wife is near a camera.
Do avoid Thanksgiving with the family when she shows the pictures.
Especially don't do this when your wife is near a camera.
Do avoid Thanksgiving with the family when she shows the pictures.
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Thanks to all for a good laugh. Last March I was getting my rental house ready for sale. Locked my keys in the trunk. Called my husband (thank God he was in town) to bring my spare key. He shows up. I am sitting in the car waiting for him. He walks up and says "Baby - you are in you car - you have a button to open your trunk" OMG
Felt sooo stupid.
Felt sooo stupid.
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[img]https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/eric_wa/Tomf.jpg[/img]Charlie MV wrote:Do not go down into the engine room of your boat to fix a gushing water pipe, have your elastic britches and drawers catch on the fuel filter bracket and slide all the way down to your ankles.
Especially don't do this when your wife is near a camera.
Do avoid Thanksgiving with the family when she shows the pictures.
Eric
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DoubleDogFarm wrote:[img]https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h300/eric_wa/Tomf.jpg[/img]Charlie MV wrote:Do not go down into the engine room of your boat to fix a gushing water pipe, have your elastic britches and drawers catch on the fuel filter bracket and slide all the way down to your ankles.
Especially don't do this when your wife is near a camera.
Do avoid Thanksgiving with the family when she shows the pictures.
Eric
Pretty much sums up my reaction on Thanksgiving when the picture flashed up on the new 60" TV.
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Don't surprise the Huanchaka (a sort of possum-like beastie) when he's enjoying a late-night sandwich in your compost pile. Since you weren't expecting him, nor he you, he'll run towards you and you're very likely to run into the thorn tree that shades the pile and wake up all the chooks with your resultant shrieking.
Yeah, later that same night, I also learned that it's a bad idea to wander through the banana grove in the dark. Tarantulas are likely to drop on you. Really big, hairy, freaky tarantulas.
Yeah, later that same night, I also learned that it's a bad idea to wander through the banana grove in the dark. Tarantulas are likely to drop on you. Really big, hairy, freaky tarantulas.
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I wasn't making a blond joke about you. I'm glad you saw the humor. That clip is about ten years old. Makes me laugh every time. Just don't get caught with your pants down like me.ElizabethB wrote:Thanks Charlie - good laugh - but I am not a Blonde! Red head thanks to my hair dresser.
Duhh - I must have blonde roots.
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EricDear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Then this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still had not paid for them. Now just because I'm a blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllllooooo??? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He did not call back. Boy, I bet he felt dumb!!
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Yes, (shorts) but I wasn't wearing shoes. Which was unfortunate, because thorn trees drop their thorns. I wasn't wearing a hat either, because it was dark out and I didn't see any reason for it. Which means I had tarantulas caught in my hair when I came running, bleeding, back into the house.Charlie MV wrote:Yeah Lorax but were you wearing pants?
I though my mom was going to fall off her chair laughing.
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The sad thing is, I am a blonde, and that's unfortunately not the last time I've had tarantulas on my head. And at the time I had quite long hair. Those poor spiders must have been frightened out of their wits waiting for us to untangle them.
I should mention that while I'm totally fine with spiders of any size when I can see and anticipate them, I'm not at all cool about them dropping in unexpectedly.
I should mention that while I'm totally fine with spiders of any size when I can see and anticipate them, I'm not at all cool about them dropping in unexpectedly.
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Oh G-- no! When I was young I was quite arachnophobic (and also pretty insect-ophobic). I have pretty well worked myself out of all that and can admire bugs in the garden with the best of them. But tarantulas (PLURAL!) falling down on you from above and getting tangled in your hair! THAT is the stuff of nightmares. It makes me all shivery just to type that!lorax wrote: I should mention that while I'm totally fine with spiders of any size when I can see and anticipate them, I'm not at all cool about them dropping in unexpectedly.
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Back to Tom's thread - wish I had to worry about deer droppings. I live "in town" in an older subdivision (late 70s early 80s) with large 1/3 acre lots. My problem is my inconsiderate neighbors with their labs and pit bulls that they do not controll. I find "gifts" in my yard and when I sit on my back patio - which is where I practically live - I have to listen to their insane barking. I have have done the whole deal - called the police called animal control. So have the neighbors on both sides of me, on both sides of the ofending neighbor and neighbors across the street from him. I FINALLY got date/time stamped pictures of the dogs in my yard growling at me and also picks of them doing their business in my yard. The neighbor was cited and fined. IDK what he did with the beast - I think he has property in the country and moved them there but now I can sit outside with out being threatened. Wish I only had to worry about stepping in deer poop.
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Wish I could!
The older I get the more I yearn for country living. The Vermillion River (Bayou) runs through some of the most populated areas of the city including a couple of very high end gated communities. Once or twice a year Louisiana Brown bears are spotted in these exclusive subdivisions. They folow the river. Now these folks have never been hunting or fishing unless it was a charter. They have never run or played in the woods. It is comical the way they freak out over having bears traipse through their very expensivly landscaped yards =- some of which I have designed. I sit back, watch the news and laugh. Mother Nature has her way.
The older I get the more I yearn for country living. The Vermillion River (Bayou) runs through some of the most populated areas of the city including a couple of very high end gated communities. Once or twice a year Louisiana Brown bears are spotted in these exclusive subdivisions. They folow the river. Now these folks have never been hunting or fishing unless it was a charter. They have never run or played in the woods. It is comical the way they freak out over having bears traipse through their very expensivly landscaped yards =- some of which I have designed. I sit back, watch the news and laugh. Mother Nature has her way.