Ladies a store to shop for a good husband!

[Bobberman]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.



'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!Image removed by sender. Emoticon with big smile

[rainbowgardener]

So if there were a store that sold wives, it would be like this:

Floor 1: good looking

Floor 2: good looking and nice disposition

Floor 3: good looking and nice disposition and smart

Floor 4: good looking and nice disposition and smart and loves kids


Only all the men would stop at Floor 1 and the women on all the other floors would just sit there by themselves until they were past their expiration dates.

Just keeping things evened up! Don't dish it out if you can't take it!

[Kisal]

RG!

[ElizabethH.]

Can't stop laughing!

This is great.

[WinglessAngel]

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