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I think we are decending into some very vague generalities about farmers and children that may not be entirely based on fact...like...

Policeman eat only new yogurt...

It's simply not factual. But some generalities at least fit general streotype, so there is some truth...

Politeness evades ornery New Yorkers....

perpetuates the stereotype, but I did specify ornery New Yorkers, a subset of New Yorkers, so I feel this might be acceptable, but in the interest of presenting the best post I can...

People emote on New Year

Yes they do. And politically correct, too.

Let's be careful out there, people... :|

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Couldn't keep a straight face :wink: )

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Gardeners rally at summers sunshine. :clap:


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No commentary?

And aren't we rushing summer a bit, Bambi? Spring fit there too, and I really like this season... :wink:

Curmudgeonly humor is very entertaining (to me at least; how'bout you?)

CRANK (Sometimes I am one, I know...)

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Cannings risky and needs knowledge.

No commentary? Who me :?:


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Cats are lazy, lolling around.

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Wing you're a page behind!

It must be spring deficit disorder; someone get Wing a daffodil and some hyacinths STAT! :lol:

Constant undermining kills esteem slowly...

MISTY (I played Misty for you, Wing. Apologies to Clint Eastwood).

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Mushrooms in spaghetti tastes yummy :roll:

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Ummm... :?

constant undermining kills esteem slowly?

(better than "crusty underwear knows essences sulphurous" right?) :twisted:

SOWN

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spring offers wonderful nutrition :wink:


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Zinnias usually keep everyone smiling.

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Moist and riparian, swamps humidify

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Gardening lowers our bills extremely :)

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Seems all litigators are devious (but it's probably just appearances)

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Bald eagles are now scarce. :cry: ( know, not garden related but should be noted)

Beans... seems simple but that was a hard 1 for me :o

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Perhaps estimates sound too sad...

Actually, things are looking up for all our fisheagles around here, including our national symbol. I once had to really hunt around for bald eagles while kayaking along the Lower Connecticut, and I see them almost every time now. Lots of osprey too. Much different from when I was a boy... :mrgreen:

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Various elephants like dancing tangos. (C'mon, give us a RREAL challenge...)

I didn't know I was a page behind, my 'puter has been in the shop for two weeks.

:P

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Scented Petals Really Are Yummy



now make a nice sentence from

APHID (or did someone already?) lol

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Antagonists perpetrate horrible inuendo daily... (not some silly gibberish about dancing elephants; been watching Fantasia again Wing? :roll: )

:lol: Watch out for the dancing hippos...

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Sweet tomatoes only need eaten. :flower:


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Bambi, I know we have had this one but I'm too lazy to dig it up :roll: :lol:

Potential ecological secrets transform situations... (Go organic! :mrgreen:)

GREEN (I'm pretty sure we did this one too, but who knows when? :hehe: )

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Gardens reward everyone enough nournishment :)


Maybe another repeat. Also too lazy to look :wink:

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Yes, you all are starting to repeat yourselves (or me). That's why you need to give it up come spring. I know you're all addicted (heh, heh, heh, I just LOVE starting something...), but do try to wean yourselves--it's for your own good.

HG--I wasn't even thinking Fantasia! More like DTWS. Have you seen the video where they're all lip-synching to some song? Good for a few chuckles.

Put raggedy underwear near exits.

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Frozen rhizomes occasionally get soft.

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Kisal wrote:Frozen rhizomes occasionally get soft.

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Fresh is really extra special :D



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go north and taste snow.

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Lawns often watered emerge rapidly :clap:

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Stupid wombats eat everything tasty.

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Beware, rodents often will nibble :x

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Sometimes all mankind needs you...

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Live organic :) and multiply safely :D

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Bet even Edgar takes showers.

PILES (of compost, silly!)

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Planting involves love, energy & sun.

Cheated alittle :wink:


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Diverse wild amoebas return fertility (s'true...)

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The Helpful Gardener wrote:Diverse wild amoebas return fertility (s'true...)

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Burrowing rabbit on wendys nedrag

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Ahem--"brown" was on pg 15, HG. Is that "sometimers" kicking in again?

Singing tigers yoiked lovely elegies.
(Go ask Solveig about yoiking. It's a nod to those posts elsewhere.)

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Sixteen elephants played a lute.

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I have heard yoiking Wing, just not at funerals...SOMETIMERS? I happy when my memory works at all lately... :roll:

Breakfast regularly included crusty kugel (I wish...)

PINKS

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Pat is now knotting string

I was tempted to go with - Poor internet newbies kan't spell - but I didn't want to cheat

next word-

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Slithering nubile animals kill enemies (even rabbits!)

HP, we would have allowed the latter for style points... :lol:

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