wingdesigner
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Pick your teams

Late one foggy night, a Red Wings fan had a head-on collision with an Avalanche fan whilst driving across a bridge. Fortunately, both were unhurt but their cars are totalled. The Avs fan says: "The fact we are both unhurt is a sign we should put aside our differences and live as friends instead of rivals." The Wings fan agrees, pops open his trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. "Let's toast to our newfound friendship."
The Avs fan takes a big swig and hands the bottle back to the Wings fan, saying "Your turn!"
The Wings fan takes the bottle and tosses it into the river. "Nah," he says, "I'll just wait for the police to show up."

MamaGreenThumb
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Location: Florida

That's pretty good... I might have to change the teams though, thanks for sharing!

Nora

cynthia_h
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Yeah, in Pinellas County you might want to have a Bucs fan vs. a Dolphins fan, or Heat vs. Magic, or...

Cynthia H.
Sunset Zone 17, USDA Zone 9

P.S. Out here, it would *definitely* be Raiders vs. 49ers!



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