Okay, as close to gardening as I can get right now...
Three Gardeners were hit by lightning and died...
As they got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there at the entrance. St. Peter said, "It's good to see you here, but before I can let you enter Heaven, you have to show me something from your pockets that reminds you of Christmas.
Well, the first guy fumbled around for a couple of minutes, and then pulled out his car keys. He shook them and told St. Peter, "These remind me of Jingle Bells!" Peter told the man to enter and off he went.
The second guy fumbled around in his pockets for quite a while, and then happily pulled out his lighter. He told Peter, "When I light my lighter it reminds me of the Star of Bethlehem!" Peter bid the man a happy entrance to Heaven, and off he went.
The last guy was really having trouble, and kept searching his pants pockets, shirt pockets and even his shoes... Finally after about twenty minutes, he pulled out some lady's underwear and said, "There! Now please let me into heaven!"
Peter looked at him for a bit, and finally asked, "How would a lady's underwear make anyone think of Christmas?
The guy replied. "It's simple - they're Carol's..."