Oh yeah?!
I like figs ... fresh, canned and dry

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The other day, as I often do, I was eating dry figs and having coffee. A memory came back to me from childhood. My mother was a health food store customer and she would buy coffee substitutes. I didn't like Postum but another one was made with figs.
I checked to see if something like that is still available. It should be, fig and coffee flavors are compatible. It must not be the same company from back in the 50's, but there is still a hot fig beverage! I hope it is at a nearby store but I can buy it online

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Steve. Uh, i think that this was a ways off-topic.
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