So, I went back to get my plants, the next day, and they were ALL GONE. every single one of them.
a 20+ year old dwarf schefflera. 2 pots of aloe vera taken from 30+ year old mother plants. a 15 year old, single stalk, tons of old growth, jade tree, which was taken from a very old mother plant. a slew of assorted succulents. and a few other odds and ends.
all gone. noone would fess up to it, either. I think a neighbor may have stolen them.
anyway, this spring I've been planting TONS of new plants. and I refuse to buy BIG, OLD plants, out of principal. I like growing them from seeds or seedlings... so, I have 25+ potted plants now. but they are all in their very first season of growth. and I'm a little depressed, because I have no nice, big, lush plants to just sit around and watch. (anyone else do this?)
so, there is the setup. the question is:
what plants can I buy that will just TAKE off in new growth, ASAP after repotting? I want BIG. LUSH. RAPID GROWTH. I don't mind anything else about the plant (ie, species, climate likes/dislikes, appearance). I just want something that will keep me company while I drink a beer in the garden. something big.

suggestions?