beside my home there's a stand of geriatric pine trees, crippled by beetles but still alive. i would very much like them to go away so i can plant blueberries.
the pines are at the bottom of the pic, which happens to be south - see how there's no place for them to fall but east...and that's where the septic tank drains and not especially stable.
personally, i'd like to cut them so they all fall towards the center, then grow muscadine vines over them, but that would be a nightmare and i know it.
any other ideas?